Here’s something I wonder…

I wonder why someone would go to a site where people post requests for Scrabulous games and post a request for a game with an opponent who is into “way out-there kinky and taboo role-playing.”

Aren’t there entire websites - lots of ‘em! - out there for people who are into all different varieties of kinky, taboo, and/or role-playing? I’m pretty sure there are.

So wouldn’t it make more sense to go to a website that focuses on the particular style of kinkiness this person had in mind (whatever that may be….because hey, one person’s “kinky” is another person’s “routine Tuesday night”) and try to find someone there who wants to include a word game in the “kinky, taboo role-playing” rather than going to a site where a bunch of Word Nerds (I get to say that, because I’m one of them!) are just looking for a cyber-board game, and hope to find someone there who is also into dressing up like ballerina drag queens, or pretending to be giant, fuzzy rodents smeared in mayo, or shocking themselves with electrodes if they don’t hit a pink square, or whatever??

On the other hand, odd as I found it, I’m grateful that s/he was upfront about what s/he had in mind so that I could go right on by that request, instead of getting into a game and then finding out that this person’s definition of “triple word score” and mine were not quite the same. Thank you, Odd Person, and I hope you found what you were looking for…even if I still don’t exactly get why you were looking there.

Here’s today’s Daily Art Thang.

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“Buzzy” (Clickable if you want to see it larger in a new window)

Self-Portrait Challenge: Skill, Week 4

I almost skipped participating in the Self-Portrait Challenge this week, not because I don’t still enjoy the challenge (I do!), but because I’ve felt so crappy the past couple of days that I couldn’t manage to get anything done. I don’t just mean photography, photo-editing, and writing, I mean anything. (***More on this at the end if you’re interested. If you’re not, that’s cool. Look at the pic and skip what comes after. ;-) )

Finally though, late yesterday evening, I had an idea. I think it’s stretching the theme a bit (like I haven’t already been stretching it until it’s about to snap like an old rubber band!) but it is literally the only idea I had that I felt physically up to dealing with, so I’m going with it.

I can make fire dance without getting burned…even when I’m having a wee bit of trouble staying on my feet. Ahem.

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“Self-Portrait Making Fire Dance” (Clickable if you want to see it larger in a new window.)

***For those who feel like hearing my whine about what’s wrong, here’s the dealio.

Remember last month when I was having some problems with vertigo? Well, it’s baaaaa-aaack.

I woke up Sunday morning and it took me quite some time to get out of bed because everything started spinning every time I tried. Finally, I got up and took one of those pills the doctor prescribed last time, along with giving me the brilliant diagnosis of “an inner ear thing“….that’s an exact quote. It occurred to me later that it might perhaps have been a good idea to get a more precise definition of “thing” in this context. But anyway…

The pill helped with the dizziness and balance problems, but unfortunately, my body doesn’t seem to react well to that drug and when I take it I pretty much fall asleep anytime I sit down and feel like my brain is made of mashed potatoes when I’m not sleeping.

So yesterday I woke up feeling even worse (not only dizzy, but the dizziness was causing extreme nausea…aren’t you glad I shared? heh), but I hated the thought of another day of mush-brain/nap/mush-brain/nap, lather, rinse, repeat. So I thought I’d try taking a half-dose of the meds, which sort of worked in that I felt marginally more alert, but sort of didn’t in that it didn’t do nearly as good a job controlling the vertigo with only a half-dose at a time, so I still had some bad moments throughout the day when I thought I was going to fall, puke, or both.

J has been out of town, so another visit to the doctor has been out of the question, because no way I was going to drive like this. (Luckily I was already scheduled to be off work yesterday and today!) J should be home later today though, so we’ll see how the day goes and see if things get better on their own or if I need to go back to a doctor (assuming I can get in! sheesh!) and get a little more comprehensive understanding of the term “inner ear thing.” :-(

Bleah

Sick.

Later…

DAT:

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“Tree” (Clickable if you want to see it larger in a new window)

Calling All Geeks!

I’m soooooooooo late getting anything posted today. Sorry!

First of all, I overslept this morning. Well, technically I suppose I didn’t oversleep because I didn’t have to be up at a particular time, but I slept so much later than usual that it felt like oversleeping. Then, once I was finally up and moving around, I made the mistake of visiting Joss’s blog before writing anything, followed a link I found there, and promptly lost a big chunk of time at Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, a wonderfully twisted new project by the other Joss - Joss Whedon. (Who is a god, BTW.)

I have missed having a Joss Whedon show on TV soooooo much! I think I feel a Buffy marathon coming on later today. But I digress, sort of. The link above to the Dr. Horrible vids should work for a free viewing for the next few hours, but after today you’ll have to pay to download them on iTunes. I don’t know how much. I don’t DO iTunes, but I may be about to make an exception for this.

Anyway, I’m off to watch it again while it’s still free, so let’s wrap this up. Here’s today’s Daily Art Thang.

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“RT * KEN” (Clickable if you want to see it larger in a new window)

PS….HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my beautiful niece Amber!!!

Turn, turn, turn (the page, that is): Part the Second

All righty, after a couple days break for other things, it’s time to get back to the bookish meme I snagged from Michelle and started here. Ready? OK! (Sorry, cheerleader flashback.)

2. One book you’ve read more than once: There are loads of books I’ve read more than once. Dozens, certainly. Maybe hundreds. But let’s see, choose one from the group to feature…”Another Fine Myth” by the late Robert Asprin. There’s a whole series of Myth books and most of them are fab (with the exception of a few at the very end of the series) but you always remember the first one, right? What do you mean they weren’t talking about book series when they said that? Huh. Anyway…Picture “alternate world fantasy” meets “screwball comedy road trip” and you have an idea what it’s like. Makes me laugh every time.

3. One book you’d want on a desert island: I’m sure the idea is to choose classic fiction or something inspirational. Screw that. I’d want some sort of book that told me how to get off the stupid island and back to places with libraries, bookstores, and Starbucks!

4. One book that made you laugh: Again with the dozens! In fact, you could see #2 for one answer to this question. But I’ll come up with another. Here’s one - “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal” by Christopher Moore. Not recommended for those who take traditional organized religion extremely seriously, but if you don’t mind a little irreverence (that actually has a very positive spiritual message tucked inside), it’s a fun read.

5. One book that made you cry: Again, many!! One is - “Ingathering: The Complete People Stories” by Zenna Henderson. This is a collection of interrelated short stories that, when read together, essentially form a couple of longer stories. It was another potential answer to #2, but it fits here too.

6. One book you wish you had written: Again with the dozens!! For this one I’ve got to go with my old standby favorite, “Replay” by Ken Grimwood.

7. One book you wish had never been written: None. There are plenty of books out there I dislike, but I’m only one person and don’t feel like I have the right to wish their unmaking on behalf of the whole world, even if I was suddenly granted that power.

8. One book you’re currently reading:Different Seasons” by Stephen King (Thanks, Layne!)

9. One book you’ve been meaning to read:Twilight” by Stephanie Meyer. I thought about it for ages before buying a copy and then I finally did, so now it’s been sitting on a To Be Read pile for weeks and weeks. I don’t know why I feel so ambivalent about starting that series, but sooner or later I’ll get in exactly the right mood and give it a whirl.

TaaaDaaaa!! The end. Feel free to steal this meme if you want. If you do, please let me know so I can come read it!!

Here’s today’s Daily Art Thang, which is quite frankly kind of lame. The idea was much cooler in my head. Oh well, sometimes things turn out that way, and I simply ran out of time to do anything else for today. Maybe tomorrow will be better.

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“Hay Roll” (Cickable if you’re such a glutton for dull that you want to see this larger. Ahem.)

Friday Fill-In #81

Friday Fill-InMy answers are in bold.

1. If I could be a fly on the wall I would hope I was fast enough to not get swatted.

2. Jealousy is a humongous waste of time and energy.

3. When I see a shooting star my wish would be that the people I love stay safe, healthy, and happy.

4. I’d rather be open to possibilities than locked into routine any day!

5. Certain songs when I hear them make me wanna dance. Or sing. Or scream. Or heckle. Or dance and sing at the same time, which would probably make someone else scream or heckle. It all depends on the song.

6. If time were in a bottle I’d damn sure want a good bottle-opener!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to J’s return from a business trip, tomorrow my plans include possibly getting to see some of my family (knock wood) and Sunday, I want to relax (and possibly sing and dance)!

You can find links to more Friday Fill-Ins here.

Here’s today’s Daily Art Thang.

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“Forged” (Clickable if you want to see it larger in a new window.)

So You Think You Can Dance: Week 6

Well, it’s that week, both dreaded and anticipated by SYTYCD fans everywhere - the week when they start making everyone dance with different partners. It’s always interesting to see which dancers shine and which ones falter when they rip them apart from their original partners and make them dance with someone else. But before we get to that…

I noticed during the opening routine that something was a little off about the numbers and then wondered “Where is Jessica? Did the judges drive her away with their uber-harsh comments last week?” (Because y’all know I’ve never been a major Jessica booster, but they were pretty rough on her last week.)

Turns out she has broken ribs and is ooooout! So, to keep the numbers even, they decided to bring back the last girl eliminated, which was Comfort. Sigh… Why-oh-why couldn’t Comfort have been eliminated the week before so they could have brought back Kourtni instead??? Gaaahhh! Oh well, on to the dancing.

1a. Joshua & Courtney dancing Hip Hop. This was a routine based on a sort of funky Dr. Frankenstein and his (female) creation story, and I liked it a lot. I even liked Courtney in it! (I know, can you imagine!) I agreed with the judges that she wasn’t quite up to Joshua’s level, but considering that he’s a hip hop dancer and she’s a contemporary dancer, that’s not surprising and I thought she held her own quite well. Loved the humor in the choreography!

1b….and Rumba. I liked this one too, but not as much as their first one, and not nearly as much as the judges did. I thought they danced it well and looked really beautiful together, but I didn’t believe the emotion they were supposed to be getting across. They didn’t make me feel the passion. This one was middle-of-the-pack for me.

Joshua’s solo: Fab! I like his personality, cocky charm and all, and I love he way he moves.

Courtney’s solo: Surprisingly, I liked it. She will never be my favorite dancer in this competition, but I have to admit she’s growing on me as the weeks go by. (I wonder if they have some sort of cream or something for that?)

2a. Kherington & Mark dancing the Two-Step. Dear, sweet, merciful Zeus what a mess. Here is one of those surprising pairings that you would think, on the surface, should be fabulous and instead they both seemed utterly lost without their original partners. J and I used to go to a lot of country music clubs back in the day and I am (unfortunately) being completely serious when I say I’ve seen better Two Step performances on crowded dance floors in smoky bars. They were slow, sloppy, choppy, and utterly lost. By far the worst dance of the night, IMO.

2b…and Jazz. Meh. That’s all. Meh. Nigel’s driver’s exam analogy summed it up perfectly for me. In terms of dance technique, I didn’t see a thing to fault. They performed the routine they were given extremely competently and acurately…and extremely mechanically. I won’t remember this performance tomorrow.

Mark’s solo: It was fun, but I wish he’d chosen a different song. The solo he performed to Bohemian Rhapsody in Vegas was so unique and memorable that, while this one was fine, it suffered by comparison.

Kherington’s solo: See above re: competent but unremarkable. She has been in the top of the pack for me until this week, but without Twitch she seemed to just lose her spark this week and become bland and uninteresting. I hope she gets over it by next week. I hope she gets a chance to get over it!!

3a. Comfort & Twitch dancing Smooth Waltz. Again with the Meh from me. They tried, I’ll give them that, and they had some good moments. But mostly…meh.

3b….and Hip Hop. Now this, on the other hand, gave them a chance to shine. I thought he was fabulous in it! I thought she was quite good too, but not quite up to his level. I didn’t like her as much as the judges did, but she held her own.

Twitch’s solo: Loved it! I love his style and he always rocks the place when he does solos. Last night was no exception.

Comfort’s solo: It looked just like the one she did last week. You know, the week she got her ass sent home!!!! Yawn.

4a. Katee & Will dancing Broadway. I was so excited to see that Katee and Will got paired up this week, because I felt like she was one of the few female dancers this season who stood a chance of keeping up with him, and I think she did. I loved this routine! Loved the humor of it and I think they danced it with loads of style and personality in addition to great technique!

4b….and Pas de Deux. Wow!! Really. Just wow. Yeah, I caught the bobble by Katee (even without the judges pointing it out) but I still thought it was an amazing performance. Unlike the Jessica/Will contemporary routine last week, with this one I completely understood why the judges were so impressed! Best of the night, IMO.

Will’s solo: I have no idea why he is even on this show. He should already be signed with a professional dance corps. Seriously. But hey, I’m glad I get to watch him until someone figures that out and does something about it. :-)

Katee’s solo: I find I actually prefer Katee in partner dances rather than solos. I think her personality shines through more when she has someone else to interact with. That said though, I thought it was the best female solo of the night. (On the whole, I thought the guys’ solos blew the girls’ solos away this week.)

5a. Chelsie & Gev dancing Contemporary. I liked this just fine, but not as much as the judges did. I thought she outdanced him, so the whole thing felt just a bit uneven for me. This was a middle-of-the-pack number for me.

5b…and Jive. On the plus side, it was a waaaaaaaaay better jive than the one Comfort and Chris did the first week. That’s not that surprising though, considering that Chelsie is a Latin dancer. But this is another one where I agreed completely with the judges - she danced rings around him…way more so than even the first dance. I think Gev is really cool and that he’s done some amazing things on the show, but I think his lack of formal dance training was showing this week.

Gev’s solo: Fun! Loved the almost-split move and the shirt tricks. Not my fave of the night or anything, but fun.

Chelsie’s solo: Way more so than with Katee, I vastly prefer Chelsie’s dancing when she’s with a partner. I know her primary focus is Latin dancing, but having seen her come out and do contemporary, jazz, hip hop, and more in the past few weeks, and do it well, I would think she could do a little more for her solo than to simply come out and do that same “ballroom prance” that all the ballroom dancers seem to do for their solos. Disappointing.

My faves of the night: Katee & Will’s Pas de Deux, Katee & Will’s Broadway routine, and Joshua & Courtney’s Hip Hop, with an Honorable Mention (or close fourth place, if you prefer!) to Comfort & Twitch’s Hip Hop.

My least faves of the night: Kherington & Mark’s dances, both of ‘em, and Comfort & Twitch’s Smooth waltz.

Who do I think will be in the bottom three? My firm picks are Comfort, Kherington, Mark, and Gev.

I’m less sure about who I think will round out the bottom three for either guys or girls. My personal pick for the guys would be for Twitch to be there because I think Joshua and Will both had two really good routines, while Twitch had one good and one not so good. For the girls, I think I’d round out the bottom three with Courtney, but who knows. For me, it’s a close call between her and Chelsie if you’re basing it strictly on this peforomance show rather than the whole season.

Who do I think should go home? For the girls, if there is any justice in this world, they’ll send Comfort packing again. Sheesh. For the boys, it’s a much tougher choice for me because I like all the ones who are left. If we’re basing the vote only on last night’s performances, Mark could be in trouble. But looking at the season as a whole, I think it could be Gev’s time to go.

Here’s today’s Daily Art Thang:

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“Pas de Deux” (This one is not clickable because I cropped so much to focus on this one section that it’s already almost too large a size for the resolution. But I had to post it. ;-) )

Turn, turn, turn (the page, that is): Part the First

Michelle posted a bookish meme a couple of days ago and I’m almost certain it’s one I’ve done before, but I have no idea when, or what my answers were, and I’m too freakin’ lazy incredibly busy to search for it, so I’ve decided to play again on the principle that whatever my answers were whenever I played before (assuming I did, in fact, play before rather than it just being one of those things I meant to do and never quite got to it), they’re bound to be different today. ;-)

1. One book that changed your life:  “Little Women” but not in the way you might think.

Before that book I thought I wanted to be a writer. Now realize here, I was probably around 9 years old when I read it, but still I seriously did think “writer” before that when I thought about what I wanted to do when I grew up, since I’ve always loved books. Always. Then I read “Little Women” and was inspired to start writing immediately when I finished it, although after all this time I’m a little fuzzy on my motivation. I’m not sure if I liked it that much, or if I thought I could do better.

Digression: I’m very ambivalent about “Little Women” to this day. I always think I love it until I actually start to read it (or watch a movie based on it!***) and then I quickly remember that I find most of the characters in the story incredibly pompous and irritating. So then I get all snarky and heckle-ish about it all and decide I don’t like it after all. Only then some time passes, and the memory of my irritation fades, and after a while I think I love it again. Until the next time. I know, it makes no sense. But it’s true. End Digression.

So, anyway…I wrote about a family with four children, but it was not at all derivative because it took place in modern times, and the family in my story had two boys and two girls instead of four girls, and they were rich instead of poor, and did I mention I was like 9 years old when I wrote this? Unfortunately, by the time I finished describing the family and where they lived, and all the fun things they did with their big ol’ pots of money, I was bored. So in the space of about half a page, I killed off one of the kids from some unspecified disease. Still not derivative because it was one of the boys. Shut. Up.

It didn’t get any more interesting after that, so instead of writing, I started drawing pictures of the family and how they spent their time. Swimming pool, horseback riding, funeral. (I was a weird kid. Plus, hello…9 years old!) I decided by the time I’d finished the first sketch that drawing the family was easier and more fun than writing about them, so goodbye great novel-writing career! Somehow to this day, I put some portion of the blame squarely on the shoulders of Louisa May Alcott.

Ok, since the very first question of this bookish meme turned into a bizarre essay on my disturbed childhood psyche and Alcott Ambivalence, we will get back to the other questions in a few days. Stay tuned…

Here’s today’s Daily Art Thang. (Obviously I’m taking a wee break from flowers. Heh.)

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“Om” (Clickable if you want to see it larger in a new window.)

***Speaking of movies based on “Little Women” have you seen this mini-series version? I got it on DVD a while back and started trying to watch it not long afterward. I got though one disc, but omigawd…go take a look at that cast list. Seriously, go look, I’ll wait.

Marcus Welby as Mr. Lawrence? Laurie Partridge as Jo?? Jan Brady as Beth???? I swear to you I kept expecting her to whine, “Why am I always the one to get sick? Why isn’t it ever Marcia?  She gets to have all the fun! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!”

The second disc evidently features Captain James T. Kirk as Professor Bhaer. So far I have been unable to bring myself to confirm this. Maybe sometime this summer I’ll finally watch the rest, but it’s going to require alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.